Mish-Mash Monday
A little bid of everything. Surprise boxes, random treasures, and "you never know what's next" energy to kick off the week.
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Stefan and Miranda have been married for 42 years. They first laid eyes on each other when they were 15 years old, more than 53 years ago. Have they contemplated doing each other in? What 42-year married couple hasn't — but they love each other, being together, and having fun. They love to laugh, make jokes, and razz each other with good-natured ribbing.
By way of background, Stefan practiced law over the years, and Miranda has worked in marketing. They are largely retired, and looking forward to the excitement of meeting new people, and giving bidders the best experience, and the greatest deals, possible.
Expect great finds, terrible puns, riddles, jokes (including the occasional cringy Dad joke), trivia challenges, and a steady stream of friendly banter, playful mockery, and disagreements about who really runs this “bidness” and who knows more about everything. Bring your bids and your sense of humor — you'll need both.
That's funny bidness!
Disclaimer: Bad jokes and riddles are presented "as-is." We're sorry, but we cannot accept returns or exchanges on any bad jokes, even if you don't laugh.
Each category will have its own day, so you'll always know what's coming up — and you can show up for the stuff you love. Here's the weekly lineup:
A little bid of everything. Surprise boxes, random treasures, and "you never know what's next" energy to kick off the week.
Gadgets, gear, and geeky goodies. Phones, watches, audio, cameras, smart-home — clicks, laughs, and cool tech finds.
Glow, goodies, and good vibes. Skincare, makeup, self-care, and health & beauty deals to get you over the hump.
Toys, games, and grown-up giggles. Action figures, board games, puzzles, and plushies for kids, collectors, and kids at heart.
Style, smiles, and fabulous finds. Clothes, shoes, purses, and accessories to start the weekend looking sharp.
Great deals and bigger laughs. Low starting bids, bundle deals, and bargains from every category to round out the week.
Please note that we won't, at least at the beginning, conduct product themes on every day of every week. We will be starting with Mish-Mash Monday and Fashion Friday. We will introduce the other theme days soon. You can check our Upcoming Shows Schedule below to learn which theme days are coming up each week.
We're sitting on a serious collection of vintage and antique pieces — and we're not rushing it. This one gets its own special event so collectors have time to see the items, do their research, and come ready to bid. Follow us so you don't miss the reveal. Once these treasures are gone, this may be a one-time-only auction.
Grab some popcorn and take a seat. Our commercials are short, silly, and occasionally on purpose. Click a screen to watch.
Here’s what’s coming up. Theme days marked “To Be Announced” are on the way — follow us so you don’t miss them.
We go live on Whatnot, show items one at a time, and you bid in real time. Highest bid when the gavel drops wins. No riddles required to play — those are just for fun.
Whatnot handles checkout and shipping labels once you win. We pack everything carefully and toss in a bad joke at no extra charge.
Eventually, each day of the week will feature its own category — Mish-Mash Monday, Tech Tuesday, Wellness Wednesday, Toy Chest Thursday, Fashion Friday, and Super Saver Sunday — so you’ll always know what’s coming and can show up for what you love. We’re starting with Mish-Mash Monday and Fashion Friday and will add the others soon. See Our Theme Days above for what each day offers, and check the schedule above for upcoming shows.
It's coming, but we're building it up deliberately so collectors have time to research the pieces beforehand. Follow us on Whatnot and social so you catch the announcement.
Maybe! Send us an email (see Contact us below) and we'll talk.
Questions, consignment ideas, or a better joke than ours? Drop us a line — we read everything (even the puns).
contact [at] funnybidnessauctions.com
Questions about an order you won? Please message us directly on Whatnot — that’s the fastest way to get help with payment and shipping.